The diagnosis for mass media of Ukraine: fast proceeding of schizophrenia with sharp complications

The Ukrainian mass media are fatally sick with the anti-Russian and anti-Russia hysteria, and de facto they aren’t the mass media. It is the mechanism of mass zombiing of the population of Ukraine, intended for ensuring protection of the Kiev junta and its foreign puppeteers. Any person, who is in sense and sober memory, won’t be able to believe that write and tell these «mass media», the ugly child of fascist Maidan.

So, the news line from mass media, which is crazy of Maidan …

Part one. About what the Ukrainian mass media write now

Yanukovych ran from Ukraine.
Glory to Ukraine!
The activists of Maidan captured the weapon in warehouses and militia departments in the cities of the Western Ukraine
Maidan won!
«Law about languages» is cancelled.
«Right sector» protects an order together with militia
Glory to Ukraine!
Sashko Bily: I cut the Russians and will cut
Maidan will approve the structure of the government and control it
Yatsenyuk — Ukraine immediately enters EU
The executioner Putin got permission of the Federation Council to use the armies in case of need
«Berkut» is disbanded
Meetings of separatists in the Crimea and in the Southeast of Ukraine.
The Russian invaders illegally occupied the Crimea.
Russia continues Stalin national policy
Unknown in a military uniform occupied the Crimea
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be
Glory to Ukraine!
Pyotr Poroshenko didn’t let to Simferopol
Thousand crowds of the Russian provokers in the east of Ukraine
The Crimean separatists try to hold a referendum
Ukraine is united!
Putin annexes the Crimea, all East of Ukraine is in his plan
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, but EU promises to help
Yatsenyuk — the monetary allowance of military of Ukraine will be raised by 10 times
Kerry — in case of continuation of such actions of the Russian Federation further diplomatic relations of the USA and the Russian Federation are impossible
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
Yarosh — I will be the president of Ukraine; Russia, give Voronezh and Kuban!
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, but the IMF promises to give the credit
Commander-in-chief Turchinov — WE WILL NOT GIVE UP!
Separatists in Kharkov and Donetsk hold meetings
Dempsey — in case of the military conflict in the Crimea the USA will fulfils the obligations to NATO
The USA will defend integrity of Ukraine
Obama — we will confiscate property and accounts in the USA of the Russians who are connected with the Crimean conflict,
Yatsenyuk — we won’t give the Crimea, there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, but Russia is obliged to give gas to Ukraine
Commander-in-chief Turchinov — Ukraine won’t give the Crimea, the referendum is illegal
Hollande — Putin acts as Hitler at annexation
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
Paruby — I declare full mobilization
Oleg Lyashko detained at the airport of Simferopol
There is agiotage on recruiting stations, military registration and enlistment offices don’t cope with loading
Tymoshenko passes treatment in Germany
The deputy Moskal — what mobilization whom to mobilize, everything is stolen and destroyed …
The Greek — Ukrainian army can get rid in only a few minutes of aggressors
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, but negotiations with EU were successful
The Ukrainian military courageously sit in the blocked parts
Klitschko — should close borders
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
Putin — there are no Russian armies in the Crimea
Commander-in-chief Turchinov — the armies, go forward!
The huge column of military equipment left from Zhitomir!
The Lvov paratroopers are ready to die for Ukraine!
The Ukrainian air defences will protect Dnepropetrovsk!
In Zhitomir the parts of the 8th army case go towards the Crimea
Ivan-Frankovsk pursuit planes are ready to fly to the Crimea!
Glory to Ukraine!
About 70 percent of the Buk air defence complexes are faulty, the best gave to Georgia in 2008
Commander-in-chief Turchinov — the armies, go forward! We will win, because God, Ukraine and Great Taras are with us!
The deputy Moskal —there is nobody and there is nothing to be at war
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, we cut down all social expenses
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
Lugansk is captured by the pro-Russian activists
Commander-in-chief Turchinov — the armies are ready to fulfil the duty to Ukraine!
Glory to heroes!

Part two. About what the Ukrainian «mass media» will write if the Ukrainian army arranges the armed provocations in the Crimea

The Ukrainian armies began operation on liberation of the Crimea from the Russian aggressors
The Russian armies run in a panic and are loaded on the ships
The aircraft carrier of the USA «George Bush» is noticed in the Sea of Azov
The USA and NATO clap to courageous Ukrainian military
The Ukrainian twocolour proudly flutters over Sevastopol
The fates of Hussain, Gaddafi, Milosevic and other dictators will comprehend Putin
Commander-in-chief Turchinov declared the assignment rank of the field marshal to himself
Commander-in-chief Turchinov declared the assignment rank of the generalissimo to himself
The unknown UFOs are observed in large quantities over the cities of the Southeast of Ukraine and in Odessa
Yatsenyuk — there is no money and it isn’t known when will be, but the victory over the Russian aggressors will rally the nation
Glory to heroes!
«Right sector» reports about the beginning of lustration of elements hostile to the nation
Tymoshenko from Germany — me dear, I want to see your eyes, but the dreadful disease doesn’t allow
Commander-in-chief Turchinov operates armies from confidential command point
Yarosh and Sashko Bily don’t contact
The location of the Ukrainian army isn’t known
Kerry — the USA will fulfil the obligations of NATO
Obama — diplomacy is ended
Hollande — France will continue deliveries of «Mistral» to Russia
The population of the cities of the Southeast of Ukraine in large quantities and illegally detains activists of Maidan and «Right sector"
There were «polite armed people» in the cities of the Southeast of Ukraine
In Kharkov the power is seized by unknown people
In Donetsk at night someone hoisted the flag of the Russian Federation over the building of the regional state administration
In Zaporozhye the governor can’t be found
In Kherson look for the governor
Commander-in-chief Turchinov from confidential command point — we won
In Dnepropetrovsk the governor courageously signed the resignation
Yatsenyuk from the USA —we have money
In the Ukrainian cities the militia disappeared from city streets
Pyotr Poroshenko didn’t let to Kiev
The governor of Kharkov Baluta from Warsaw — the city is completely controlled by the authorities
The deputy Lyashko is again detained at the airport, this time in Zhuliany
The governor of the Dnepropetrovsk area Kolomoysky can’t be found
Putin — Russia always was the friendly country for Ukraine
Commander-in-chief Turchinov from an unknown place — our fight isn’t ended
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
The location of the Ukrainian army continues to be established
The president of Russia Vladimir Putin — human rights in Ukraine are an unconditional priority of the Russian Federation
EU — our sanctions will be awful for Russia
Dempsey — the USA will fulfil the obligations before NATO
In the cities of the East and the South of Ukraine the groups of self-defence catch the last participants of Maidan
Yatsenyuk — Russia went crazy
Klitschko — a situation in Ukraine is destabilized by the Russian tourists
Tymoshenko — I promise guerrilla war in the Crimea
The president of the Russian Federation Vladimir Putin — location of heads and inspirers of the illegal armed revolution is established
National governors of areas of Ukraine declared the full termination of Maidan
The population sobs for pleasure
In the cities of Ukraine «polite military people» meet songs and flowers
The USA and EU recognize: there are sanctions, there is no result
At last an order is started bringing in Kiev
The president of the Russian Federation Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin will make the official statement today at 11.00