Kiev successfully does the western leaders as the clowns. The letter from Odessa

For the last months the people and the political forces which have seized power in Kiev, made everything that not only to split Ukraine, but also to make it in a bloody way. Their actions cause bewilderment, indignation and resistance in Kharkov and Lugansk, Donetsk and Zaporozhye, Mariupol and Odessa which will be farther only to accrue. And here Odessa wrote the letter to the western leaders …

To Mr. Obama

Mr. Obama, you are such big president of such big country … But I can’t call you such big scientist… Mr. Obama what do you need? Perhaps you have problems in a family? Or elevated pressure? Or, maybe, something torments you? So drink the cognac and if it is necessary we will send you ours …

Also tell where do you take such advisers, that then you are ruined without kopeck of money? So your dollars are simply the pieces of paper and you have a great debt…

In the beginning you printed 5 billion dollars and alienate them on Maidan that that banged three months on barrels and rushed in militiamen. Mr. Obama, as you so lived as show false modesty! Imagine if somebody beats you on the head during three months? Would it be pleasant to you? And here beat on the head of all Ukraine during three months!

But we here in Odessa feel, as to you were beaten on the head after all, but only by your advisers. The whole 23 years our Ukraine was plundered and destroyed.

Mr. Obama if to put you on the Ukrainian pension, would you remember the ancestors, that weren’t the Afro-Americans yet, but were simply Blacks. And so, Mr. Obama, the population of Ukraine are the same Blacks, but only white, and it wants to live well too. And 23 years we were stupidly sold in slavery.

Mr. Obama why the Blacks could rise against slavery and it is impossible for us? We are worse than the Blacks? So read the history as Abraham Lincoln released the Blacks! We, of course, wish you to live so long as an oak lives near Duke but when you will meet Lincoln, we hope that he will strongly spank you.

Mr. Obama, generally the elevator doesn’t lift down … After maidowns beat on the head to all Ukraine, and, to you, probably, too, but only McCain and Nukland made it, the bandits sat down in Kiev and began to threaten with direct genocide the Russians. Mr. Obama if you are such democrat, why do you support them?

Unless don’t you have enough sex? Then ask kefir … If you don’t have, so we send ours … in a word, Mr. Obama, it would be a shame to us to go with you across Odessa, and tell McCain that he stopped sticking to our women because our grandmother the aunt Tsilya says that if he started sticking to her, she would become a man and strongly would give him in the face.

Frau Merkel

Dear Frau Merkel, good afternoon! Don’t comb the nerves to Ukraine. Remember how fascists captured it all … On your place we wouldn’t began to twist Fabergé to us and would think why the Nazism is forbidden in Germany and we have it in power in Ukraine? We have those Banderovites that were in SS, shot from automatic machines at peace people, and at you? We have those who in Kiev and nearby, take away everything, and what about you in Berlin?

What happens with you, Frau Merkel if you are sick, so call «Ambulance» or it will be late because Yarosh from «Right sector» was going to blow up Druzhba gas pipeline. We here are afraid that if he will make it, you will have Maidan in Berlin too and it will be sick to be beaten on the head and «Ambulance» won’t help any more…

And our grandmother aunt Tsilya says that also the second «Ambulance» won’t help you, Frau Merkel, when «Right sector» will come to the Ukrainian nuclear power plants … And we trust her, Frau Merkel, and, maybe, Tsilya would be the best German chancellor than you? Because she understands obvious things and you quarrel with brains all the time.
And in general, do you watch TV? If you don’t have, we send you ours …

And did you watch Senya Yatsenyuk’s performance? No? So he promised all Ukraine so «earth burned under feet» moreover and with the help of «western partners». Our grandmother the aunt Tsilya says that Senya gathered with your help, Frau Merkel, to construct concentration camps for Russians again. And who after that can tell, that someone didn’t make the pregnant head to you? Here the reanimation won’t help you, so we so lived.

To Mr. Cameron

Mr. Cameron, our grandmother the aunt Tsilya says that your English humour started tiring strongly. And on Deribasovskaya can’t understand in any way why you all the time want to fry fish, but all the time do it without oil? If it is necessary, we will send you ours … We beg you if you want to receive couple of imperceptible trifles, don’t do unpleasantly to you … And in other way we will make the union with Scotland, and we will make to you such sanctions that we will listen then for your requests.

To monsieur Hollande

Monsieur Hollande, we, in Odessa, of course, understand that you have difficulties with these LGBT in France. But you change the girls, so why you try to make the love not properly? Be engaged better in «Mistrals».

To Pan Komarovsky

Pan Komarovsky, please, don’t make Klara Tselkin of yourself, and don’t pretend that you aren’t present in Ukraine. We can’t hear you any more because we can’t see you. Take Lviv to you and there will be a song across all Ukraine to you.

And to mister Basescu

Right now we will beat and won’t allow to cry …

To everyone

In a word, if you don’t want that someone laughed instead of you, make so that bandits in Kiev didn’t do you as clowns …